Monthly Archives: December 2009

DeRanged

   "What? You’re kidding me," I tell Ernie, "There’s only two or three sidewalks in this town, not to mention curbs. The rest is in berms!"    "Well Greg told me to stand here and hold onto this stick," Ernie starts. … Continue reading

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Street Work

  I bid adeiu to the Haulers, Peddlars, and Colbblers Bank an walk accross the street to the truck parked over up along the Square Park. There I see Ernie standing just off the front hood, holding a tall yellow … Continue reading

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Borrower Be

"He borrowed a pen," I say flatly.    "Oh yes, he borrowed a notepad too, we give them away anyways" the Bank Teller grins, "And he promised to return them after he was through."    "What would HM need with … Continue reading

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Pine-Fresh

Finally I decided that waiting for the Loan fficer and the Branch manager to peruse Weenerman’s enteprenourial records might take awhile. sop I go back to the counter to deposit my ten bucks into the Christmas Club.    The young … Continue reading

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Bank Wait

   Sitting in the HP and C had given me time to complete my essay about why I liked food grilled, so longh as somebody else was running the grill. I even had time to put the pen back in … Continue reading

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Banko

   The Customer Service Rep looks my way, "So, as for your question?"    I shrug, "I was just wondering if anyone had seen HM WeenerMan come into this Bank today?"    The Rep looks upwards, "Was he here on … Continue reading

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The Banks of Clover County

I hear a voice from behind me speak, "Are you requiring service?"    I turn, and  she somehow looks familiar, except in a bright green polyestor jacket    "Well, yes," I start, "I was just wondering if,"    "A Question?" … Continue reading

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