"Umm, Weener-man, Remember how you get at Garage Sales?" I ask.
"Don’t Worry, I don’t have much money on me this time," HM reassures me.
And so Rodney bounces down the Township Road. Soon on the North side of the road there is a ranch-style house. Balloons festoon the mailbox.
An arrow on a sign pointing towards the driveway annonces: "You Are Here!"
And nearly as reassuring is a sign with a flashing arrow pointing towards the drive with the message: ‘Bargains Galore!!!!’
"I think we found it," Weener-Man announces, "Let’s stop in and see the Bargains."
"Aieeee," I reply.
"What’s that about?" HM Weener-Man challenges me.
"Just warming up," I answer back.