Road-side Signs

   We come to along a cornfield. A row of signs line the end of the field.
   "Looks like somebody’s test plot,’ I observe, "I can see the row of signs telling the variey of hybrids."
   Twisty winces, ‘Actually, you’re seeing my Uncle Heinrich’s attempt at road-side Advertising."
   And sure enough the road-side signs convey a series of short messages.
   They read, "Maybe Your Pate,"
                    "Is Feeling A Little,"
                    "Tuetonic,"
                    "Why Not Buy It,"
                    "A Bottle Of,"
                    "Our Premium Tonic?"
                     "Dutche Rubbe."
    "Tuetonic?" HM Weenerman asks, "I thought that had to do with geolology."
    Both Twisty and myself are lost.
    Weener-man goes on, "You know, Tuetonic Plate Therory and that sort of stuff."
    Twisty smiles a little, "Actually, that was all Uncle Heinrick could think of to rhyme right then."
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Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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