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   Twisty smiles, "Uncle Heinrich did have some other jingles, but they never quite worked; Like, "If your hair is falling out Super-Sonic, maybe you’d better use our Tonic."
   "Nobody in these here parts moves even sonic, not to mention super-sonic," I comment.
   "And he had another," Twisty continues, "If you want your scalp to feel Bionic, then maybe you should use our Tonic." 
   "Has an industrial theme to it," Weenerman puts in.
    "Yes people were showing up at Handy Hank’s hardware asking for it," Twistine agrees, "And so he tried another, but he did get some ideas from it."
   "What was that?" I ask.
    "Here it goes," Twisty winds up, "If the top of the head is getting Catatonic; Liven it up with our Tonic."
    "Round here," HM Weenerman says, "People will be rubbing that on their cats."
    "Yeah, the Vet was getting calls about it," Twisty shrugs, "But it did get Uncle Heinrich’s wheels to spinning, and now he is working on two new products; Cat-a-Tonic, and Dog-a-Tonic."

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Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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