"Yes, but had it been built to musical standards, this instrument would not be so atonal," the Appraising Fool explains.
"And this is a musical instrument?" the kercheifed lady asks still looking over her own antique.
The Appraising Fool speaks up loud enough for the audience to hear, "Yes maam, an music box built by folk-crafting methods."
The kercheifed lady pushes the stringed-up cube back onto the display table, "And to think," she says, "We have been using it all these years to weave rugs."