Retro Prof stands up, and gingerly picks his way through the audience. He moves carefully to avoid stepping on any feet.
Retro Prof is dresseD today in 100% polyestor, though in style, slacks. He wears a golf-shirt as he plans to go kto the Clover County 9-links over at the County Seat as soon after he is done at the BBQR.
The kercheifed-lady shooes away a palated-customer to make a seat for Retro Prof, "Here," she offers, "Have a look up close, you seem to know a lot about such things."
The audience holds their breath as Retro Prof looks over and back at the arti-fact.
"Shhhh," Twisty shushes me, "You’re whistling too loud."