Gerbil looks over the playbill, "We have an opening to anyone who can do some animal calls," the assistant-producer suggests.
Uncle Heinrich looks me over skepktically, "Know any bird calls?"
"Polly Want a Cracker?" I say flat-footedly.
"Too dry," Heinrich thinks, "How about a cow?"
"Here Cow, Here Cow," I try.
"Not good enough," Uncle Heinrich comments.
"Always works over at Weener’s Farm,’ I shrug.
"But that’s at milking time," Twisty points out, "The cows have a reason to show up."
Uncle Heinrich snaps his fingers, "I know, try doing a hog-call, they have hog-calling contests all the time."