Will Call

   Gerbil looks over the playbill, "We have an opening to anyone who can do some animal calls," the assistant-producer suggests.
   Uncle Heinrich looks me over skepktically, "Know any bird calls?"
   "Polly Want a Cracker?" I say flat-footedly.
   "Too dry," Heinrich thinks, "How about a cow?"
   "Here Cow, Here Cow," I try.
   "Not good enough," Uncle Heinrich comments.
   "Always works over at Weener’s Farm,’ I shrug.
   "But that’s at milking time," Twisty points out, "The cows have a reason to show up."
   Uncle Heinrich snaps his fingers, "I know, try doing a hog-call, they have hog-calling contests all the time."
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About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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