Corn male flower AKA corn tassel. The stamens ...

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I look over the terrace, “Say Charley. You’v e got the corn here planted down on the terqrace next to the Cat-tails. I din’t think corn was that water intensive.”

Charley looks both way, and then says in a low voice, “Corn isn’t, really, it’s just that…”

‘You just found the ‘Top-Secret’ project,” Honey Dew Kno says with a laugh.

“Corn? Catt-tails?” I scratch my head, “What’s so top-secret about that?”

“Well,” Charley says with a slight air of mystery, “Cattails are one of the most efficent convertors of sunlight, and if I can only get it to cross-pollinate with corn, alcohol production would be that more efficent,” Charley Kno smiles, “It’d be a Gold Mine.”

“And the WeenerMan helped you to firgure this scheme out,” I comment.

Charley looks surprised, “How’d you know that, this is supposed to be top secret.”

“On some Mysteries,” I reply, “Teh Weenerman is the sure-clue.”

“A Sure-Clue coming from someone who is somewhat Clueless,” Honey Dew Kno adds with another giggle.


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Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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