S n H For All

Australian "duct tape".

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“Shipping and handling?” KidBro asks, “You mean there was a SH charge involved?”

I am whistling and looking up at the ceiling.

Weenerman frowns, “The Custom Mug Grafix Co had a certain matter about processing charges hidden in the fine print at the bottom of the ad.”

“But they were so reasonable on everything,” Deejaye figures.

“The Custom Mug was $1.50,” Twistine tells him, “The Shipping and Handling Charges came in at a measely $5.50.”

“I called them, they said duct taping the boxes cost,” I explained.

“So as you can see,” the Weenerman rolls his brow, “The more business we did, the deeper we’d end up in the hole.”

“And that’s the Low Down on that Caper,” Twisty chuckles.

The WeenerMan holds an index finger up, “But Ah,” he injects, “Fortunately for us all, Ernie devised a most ingenious solution.”

“Or Ungenious,” Twisty puts back, “That’d be my Opineon of it if you’re asking me for sure.”

“But it would disingenuous of me not to give credit where do,” HM advises Twisty.

“Besides,” I smirk, “It was one heck of a misadventure.”

“For Sure,” Twisty agrees with me.


About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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