“In your time as Humor Editor on the School Paper,” the Weenerman asks, “All six-weeks of it, did Ernie ever do any work for You?”
“Um, yeah,” I remember my breif sojourn into the journalistic discipline, “As a matter of fact he did.”
“I drew the cartoons over his stories,” Ernie blurts out.
“Ernie,” I remind him, “They were called columns.”
“”But they were real funny stories,” Ernie points out, “Anyways, I got to draw a cartoon to go over each one.”
“And he did good work too,” I grin.
“Ah Ha!” HM Weenerman announces, “I have come upon the solution!!”