Monthly Archives: December 2011

Sacked Out

“Hee, hee,” Sam bascom cackles, “Neary as funny as the time me an’, er, that time Ranger Warden sent you fellows out looking for that Snippee’s Marmot up in the Old yon Pasture.” “Snippee’s Marmot,” HM Weenerman recounts, “A semi-nocturnal … Continue reading

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Out On a Limb

Sam Basom wrinkles his nose, “Ol’ grouchy must have got up pretty early them,” I mean he had you trapped out there on the end of that elm tree breanch and all.” “That he did,” the Weenerman admits, “On a … Continue reading

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RazzBerries

  Thinking quickly, I ask, “so how did it come to pass that you met up with the Old Grouchy Bear anyways?” “Well the Razzberries were at peak ripeness, and I decided the Weenerman deserved his share of them, and … Continue reading

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Branch to Branch

“And the Wheener of the year met up with the ol’Grouch sometime last week,” I remark. “Amazing,” Sam muses. “How’s that?” the Wheenerman asks. “Oh nothing too much,” Sam explains, “Just rather awed over how much grump can gather in one … Continue reading

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Between the Trees

Sam Basom chuckles to himself, “That sure was some prank you pulled there.” I grimace, “I guess if you weren’t the one scrubbing dumpsters, for all the help I got.’ The Wheenerman shrugs, “I wore some blisters on my hands … Continue reading

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