Monthly Archives: March 2012

Rant of the Mad Dan’l

‘Crazy Sir Barny,” Crystaslo says, before she puts her arm around me and dives under the mini-van. And just in time too. The Crate rumbles shakes, and then explodes. Pieces of Crate fly in all directions. There is a cloud … Continue reading

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‘Watch Out,’ She Says

Greg McIntrye scratches up under the brow of his cowboy hat, “M’aam that’s how the Mad Dan’l does, they can be real quiet and peaceful like, but just when you thin the coast is clear,” “Poo,” Crystalo pouts, “You Barny’s … Continue reading

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She Has A Way Around About Her

“Shall I explain,” Crystalo says slowly. “Sure,” I shrug my shoulders. “We are on assignment to do a piece about the Tecno Expo being held at the State Learning College,” she eyes me again, “It will be about all of … Continue reading

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She Always Gets Her Storey

Biting her lip a moment, Crystalo walks over to where I’m hopping about and introduces herself, “Hello, Barny Bum Senor, I have a Questione for yourself?” I stop hopping long enough to rub my toe, “How’s that?” She sighs, “Don’t … Continue reading

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Watch Out, You’re On..

Ernie is looking out from the bed of the Buck Truck when he says, ‘Uh-oh…Where do we keep the jar of Emergency funds?” “In the glove box, right under the hank tapes,” I reply, distracted by the crate. “You’re right!” … Continue reading

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