Monthly Archives: May 2012

Barny Bum Tips

HM Weenerman LLC has just announced the Barny Bum Triathalon. Events shall be Sitting on the Fence-rail, Eating Pizzia at the Burdock Pizzia and Fine Eatery, and a Marathon Snnoze in a Tractor Tire. Many will enter. OPnluy a few … Continue reading

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Barny Bum Manual

And there was the time when on a fishing trip to Big Clermont Hills State park, the WeenerMan made a batch of Pounder Pancakes so bad that after only a couple, he threw the rest in the nearest trash bin. … Continue reading

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Barny Bum Manual

Go Figure. Horseweed coming up in organic Feild. So hoe on it all afternoon in 93 degree weather. so Today it rains and the weeds will be up thicker by tomorrow.Aieeee.

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Time Out: Barny Bum Manual:Proper Squirrel Hunting

Q: How does a True Barny Bum go about Hunting Squirrels?? A: Sitting with his back agaist a Tree, the Barny Bum shoots three-foot behind the Squirrel in order to miss it so that he doesn’t have to clean the … Continue reading

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Gitchy Gulch

We started to back-track our way out of the Township Outback. The tracking wasn’t that hard seeing how we were following a trail made by a cheerfully reckless camera-chick-stunt driver. The Track followed an old lane used long ago to … Continue reading

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Driven On the Road

Greg and I begin to pick our way back to a Road that would lead us back to HicksTown. At first we were worried that tere might be some trouble pickingoour way out. But as it turns out, all we … Continue reading

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