Monthly Archives: June 2012

To the Bags

“Oh so that was your Emergency fund?” Sam Bascom asks looking a little guiltily. “”For Emergency Purposes only,” Greg MacIntyre tells him. “There’s no bigger Eemergency than me and WeenerAman going hungry!” Ernie Stubbs interjects. “See, it was an Emergency, … Continue reading

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Barny Bum Tip

The intelligent barny bum will train the local racoons to eat up the table-scraps, the local deer to eat the weeds out of the feild before planting, and the ground-hogs to stand watch along the road. For what purpose, is … Continue reading

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Barny Bum Tip.

The common racoon makes a good garbage disposal in a jiffy.

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Into HicksTown

The Plymouth‘s Poulty Truck pulls into Bascoms’ and squeals to a stop. Evelyn pops out, “Hi Sam, Pawp sent me in with that order of pen-free eggs you phoned on.” Greg MacIntyre dismounts from the passenger side, “Where do you … Continue reading

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Barny bum tip

After rain weeds coming up so fast in organic feild, gave up trying to hoe. Collected a few rocks. will go great in the DriveWay

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Barny Bum Tip

Yesterday, mowed entire yard and hoed in the organic feild. So of course it rained and the grass is back up and the weeds are growinfg like crazy. tip: don’t betoo useful at any one time if you can avoid … Continue reading

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