Monthly Archives: November 2012

Holding the Bag

I stand there holding the bag and watch everybody disappear. I shrug, unsling the bag and start to pick up some of the paper cups and other detrious materials laying all over around. Then I see a movement in the … Continue reading

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Whistle While You Are At It

“Hey, cool,” Ernie spouts out, “If I could do that, I wouldn’t have to worry about running into Ol’ grouchy in the Outback. That’d be pretty useful!” Judge Patrick remarks skeptically, “Ernie and useful, what a concept.” “Yeah, me use … Continue reading

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Beeline for the OutBack

“Hey Sam, have a donut?” the CountyVet asks. Sam reaches from an inside pocket and pulls out a glazed donut, “for a mere two-bits, yes.” The CountyVet gives Sam a funny look and takes the donut, “It’s for Grouchero here,” … Continue reading

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Back to School

“There, There Grouchero,” the CountyVet steps up, “While we’re at it, let’s just get your yearly bear examanation out of the way.” The CountyVet starts to check Old Grouchy’s ears and teeth. “We like to keep an eye on him,” … Continue reading

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Time for a Stopper!

Twistine frowns, “You are right. The Young’ns might hear this.” Twisty puts two fingers on either side of her mouth, “THWEEEEEEPP!!!!!” she whistles. Almost immediately the dust clears to rereveal Old Grumpy sitting obediently on his ahunches. And the Masked … Continue reading

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Action Squared!

And then the Masked Weenerman and Old Grumpy are going at it. Everything being dry, the two¬†soon disappear into a big ball of dust. Everyone there stands in a circle and shout encouragement to their favorite. “Go Grouchy!!” “And You … Continue reading

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Circle Show Down in the Early Morning

As Old Grouchy amd the Masked Weenerman circle each other warily, Greg MacIntyre comments, “This showdown has been coming for a long time.” Both Bruin and Masked Hero try to gauge their foe for an opening. And then Old Grouchy … Continue reading

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