Action Squared!

Twisty Forest Walk

Twisty Forest Walk (Photo credit: Rusty Russ)

And then the Masked Weenerman and Old Grumpy are going at it. Everything being dry, the two soon disappear into a big ball of dust. Everyone there stands in a circle and shout encouragement to their favorite.
“Go Grouchy!!”
“And You too, Ernie?” Greg MacIntyre asks.
“Go Masked WeenerMan!!” Ernie shouts.
Admidst the hoots and hoolers, you’d see a bruin start to try and pull out of the dust cloud and a big arm would reach out and pull him back in. Likewise, every so oftern you’d see a red-checered hero try to sneak out of the cloud only to have a big gurry paw pull him back into the dramatic struggle.
Fur flies, hair fles, there is all kinds of holds, gouges, dutch-rubs.
Crystalo leans over to Twisty and speaks loudly, “Those are the most inhuman of d=cries.”
“Well, Yeah,” Twisty yells back,”He is a Bear you know.”
“I was speaking of the Masked WeenerMan,” Crystalo speaks back.
“He can be quite a burden to Bear too!” Twisty yells in response, “Wonder what they are yelling about?”

“Am not too sure,” Crystalo replies, “But they can’t be suitable for a General Audience.”


About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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