Monthly Archives: December 2012

Line Time

And so I get into the free lunch-line. The dinner they were giving us really wasn’t that bad: sloppy joe, krinkley fries, and cole slaw. By the silverware there was a can for the Grange Enviromental Fund. Guess to buy … Continue reading

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Utensils

Dr halide must be popular, because people are lined up out the door at the Grange hall. I get in line. The line movesslowly enough. People are loading up on the free food no doubt. When I get to where … Continue reading

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Free Parking

The Rodney Mobile grinds down the gravel road until I come up to a bunch of cars in the parking lot of the Greene Valley Grange Hall. I turn in. There is a tin can wired to a fence post … Continue reading

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U-Turn

“Bah,” I d say driving right by the sign. But the next sign says, “Don’t miss Dr. Halide’s Lecture on Ancient Eygypt!” I shrug and keep going. The last sign says, “Free Lunch!!!!” There is the sound of skiidding tires … Continue reading

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A long the Way

I arch an eyebrow and take a quick glance out the window. There is a sign that says, “Are You Worthless and No Good?” Then the next sign says, “Was Twisted Sister Talking About You?” Then there is another sign, … Continue reading

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Work forum Home

I grin big, “Those darn pesky Snippee’s sure are fun,” I say to myself. Then the dixie-cup radio crackles, “An Important Announcement: in the comng moments look out of your car window to your right,”

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