In the Middle of EveryWhere

Leaving Longridge Station in the Quiet Zone - sign

Leaving Longridge Station in the Quiet Zone – sign (Photo credit: ell brown)

I take my tray and slide into a chair accross the table not far from the Weenerman.
“Figure you’d find me here,” he comments.
“Um, HM,,” I start, “You got the Biology Department at Community U, and the entire Look Out! TV show looking for you, and You are here hiding in the middle of a crowd like this?”

“I couldn’t think of a better place,” the WeenerMan comments.

Scratching my head, “Figures,” I quip.

“Think about it,” the Weenerman explains, “Who would think of looking for me at a jobs fair of all places?”

“Genious, Sheer Genious,” I toast the All-Time Numero Uno Barny Bum.

“You’ve got to think pretty hard to be a successful Barny Bum,” the Weenerman admits.

“Shhhh,” one of the Attendees hush us, ”
The program on New Findings in Eygyptology is about to start,”


About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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