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“Amazing,” dr. Halide is amazed.
A lady down in front frumps, “Well, I didn’t settle for the genuine bavarian privvy seat.”
“Maam, what did you buy?” rosco ventures to ask.
“I’m the proud owner of a genuine Black Forest Gold Stork.
“Maybe it is simalar to one of our finds,” dr. Halide says hopefully as he holds up a wading bird of a gold color.
“Looks to me like somebody just spray-painted a pink flamingo gold,” Rosco blurts out.
“Rosco!!” everyone in the Grange hall scolds Rosco.
‘Perhaps he is explaining his enthusiasm, archaeology does have that effect on people,” dr. Halide intervens.
“Yeah, I was being enthusibastical, or whatever he said,” Rosco motions toward dr. Halide.
A feller behind the lady chuckles, “Well, I can do you one better, I got a genuine Bavarian, Green-backed, Porche Chair,” he yells to the Kitchen, “Belinda, go get that German-chair out of the back of the truck, will’uya??”
A few moments later, Belinda comes tromping into the Grange burdened by a green metal porch chair. She tromps up onto the stage, “Lazy, No-good, Oh is the mike still on?” Belinda smiles,plunks the chair down beside dr. Halide and exits stage-right, admidst applause from all the womenfolk assembled there.

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About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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