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The RodneyMobile creaks as it pulls into the lot and parks in front of the stand.
We walk up and HM greets the proprietor, “Hi Mac, where’s Maltilda?”
“Oh the Wife?” Mac Rozey grins, “She over at the garage,” mac motions across the shallow valley the golf course lies in, “She’s tuning up the golf carts today.”
“I could tune them up for you,” HM WeenerMan generously offers.
Mac takes one look at the RodneyMobile, and replies, “Um, thanks,” changes the subject, “And so what brings you gentlemen to our happy par course today?”The Weenerman shrugs, “Just looking for someplace to lie low, er-um, hang out for awhile.”
Mac wipes his brow, “That’s good, for a moment I thought you were going to mention something like, play a round of golf, like in exercise.”
The WeenerMan furls his brow, “First that is exercise, second, we played our round of golf for the year.”

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About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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