Rounders

Both WeenerMan and I tap in a little over par. The Judge is scatching a score on a scorecard.
“We never really keep score,” the WeenerMan tells him.
“How do you know who wins?” Judge Patrick arches a brow.
“We can usually tell by the end of nine holes, who’s won,” I shrug.
Judge Patrick gets a sly look upon his face, “Didn’t anyone ever tell you, Golf is the one game where the lower your score, the better you are.”
“How’s that?’ HM WeenerMan gets a quizzical look tohis face.
“Think about it,” Judge Patrick explains, “The further into the negative digits you can get the score, that means you win.”
“Wow” HM WeenerMan replies as he considers this, “Dang, sure wish high school had worked like that.”

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About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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