Me to the Tee

I grimace and finally step u0 p to the Tee and set down my golfball. I take one long look.
“Now Remember, right up the drawbridge and through the castle,” Judge Patrick reminds me.
“Yeah, Right,” I sigh.
I concentrate and tap the ball.
The ball travels up the drawbridge, into the castle, and veers off to the right.
A Trap door springs open and the golf ball plops right into the moat with a splash.
“Looks like a moat point,” the Weenerman quips.
“Actually its two,” Judge Patrick notes, “For a water hazard of course.”
“Of course,” I reply as I scratch two more strokes onto my scorecard.

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About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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