Follow the Weener

Judge Patrick hears my ball clunk off into the hazard, “This hole just could be formidable.”
The WeenerMan grins slyly, “Just follow my lead,” he reassures the Judge.
HM WeenerMasn apprises the fairway and then bumps the golf ball up the way. Ity seems like he bounces it purposely off the bank walls, and then it slows just when it reaches the hill to climb over, drop off, and then roll to a stop by the hole.
Judge Patrick twizzles his moustache and then announces, “Very good youn man, but let us see if good old Judge Patrick can improve upon it.”
Judge Patrick steps up to the tee, sets down the ball and taps it sliglty motre gently and lets it use the grass in the banks to slow the golf ball just enough so it climbs the ramp, and drop off gently to roll smoothly into the hole.
“Very Good,” the WeenerMan congratulates the Judge, “You’ve got a clue.”
“While others,” the Judge apprises as I have a shot go awry, “Are still in the dark.”
I frown, “Who ever heard of a diamond plate rough?”
The Weenerman nods, “That may affect a guy’s putting.”
Judge Patrick grimaces as I miss the follow-up tap in, “Most people, yes.”

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About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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