Monthly Archives: September 2013

Ode to the Clown-Cart

“Step on it Judge!” the WeenerMan urges Judge Patrick. “I’m stepping on it! I’m stepping on it!” Judge Patrick yells back. Judge Patrick’s latesty out burst confirms everybody’s suspicions. It seems like everybody who lost a couple to greenbacks to … Continue reading

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Moving the Newton

And so the Big Fig Newton Song goes to its last stanza. The part where the WeinerMan yells out, ‘One More Time!’ By now he has everybody’s attention. That’s for sure. And then the song ends abruptly. Then over the … Continue reading

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The Big Fig Newton

Soon WeinerMan discovers the loudspeaker-PA. “We use that for lightning warnings,” Max explains. And the WeinerMan figures out that he can tie the am radio onto the PA. Soon the relative peacefulness of the Golf Course valley is punctuated by … Continue reading

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Side-line Markings

The WeenerMasn shrugs and the battered golf-cart clunks off along a car path that ran right down thru a little valley down the middle of the big golf course. I spot something, “Circles with little dots on the inside, painted … Continue reading

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The Clown Hole

We come off the course and tabulate out scores. HM and the Judge have done better than par. As for myself, it was a score a bit too embaressing to announce. But right at the end we come to a … Continue reading

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Milling Around

On the Ninth and final hole of Mac’s and Maltilda’s nine hole course at present was a very traditional Windmill Hole. The WeenerMan and Judge Patrick played right through it. As for me, I kept expecting something else and tried … Continue reading

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Taps

and so of course Judge Patrick finishes the hole with a simple tap-in. The WeenerMan has a longer putt and has to be careful. But he successfully holes out. Me, well, let it be said I limited out.

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