The Big Fig Newton

Soon WeinerMan discovers the loudspeaker-PA.
“We use that for lightning warnings,” Max explains.
And the WeinerMan figures out that he can tie the am radio onto the PA.
Soon the relative peacefulness of the Golf Course valley is punctuated by the crackling renditions of WFHC’s Radio Afternoon. Kid-bro DJ is even the Deejay today, “For all of you cooool Fans out there in WFHC-land,” Kid-bro announces, One of the all-time classics, pull up a kitchen chair pour a glass of milk, and grab a pack of newtons, because it’s time for the great, classic hit, ‘The Big Fig-Newton.”
The song, ‘The Big Fig Newton is blaring across the golf course valley.
The Weinerman is so inspired he crawls out of the golf-cart and stands on the rear deck and does the very same Big Fig Newton dance that he and Ernie did one year to win a place in the state Vo Ag Talent competition. He hadn’t forgotten a single move.


About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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