And so the Big Fig Newton Song goes to its last stanza. The part where the WeinerMan yells out, ‘One More Time!’
By now he has everybody’s attention. That’s for sure.
And then the song ends abruptly. Then over the speaker comes a bugle call, just like the beginning of a horse-race.
And when the start -bugle dies out, the tune switches over to an ice cream truck version of, “Yankee Doodle.”
This get some of the golfer’s attention. A few of the more astute are seen to be suddenly teeing up.
The WeinerMan looks around confusedly.
Then, ‘Swaooop’ the first ball is hit in the direction of the ball-cart.
Suddenly I start thinking that maybe the roundrels aren’t painted necessarily as a tribute to our British cousins.
The first drive rounds short and bounces lazily over the WeinerMan.
HM WeenerMan swings back down into the cart and yells, “Hey Judge! Let’s get out of Here!”
Everybody on the course hears, ‘Judge’ and figure out really quickly who is in the ball-cart. Heads stick out of every fairway, sand-trap, and thicket.
A buzz seems to feed the interest, “Judge’, Judge Patrick?”, and “He’s got the WeenerMan with him?”
Soon it seems everybody is dropping a ball on the turf, grabbing the nearest club and sending a golf-ball in the direction of the Clown-cart.