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The Clown Wagon creaks into the parking lot where I’m finishing the murky green pop. I hand the empty can over to matilda .
The Clown Wagon comes to a stop and Jdge Patrick climbs out on his side a bit shakey. He wipes his brow.
HM WeenerMan verily hopps out of his side. He wipes a smudge of smoke off of his face, “Rather invigorating,” he grins, “Sporry about giving away so many golf games.”
Matilda smiles, “Don’t Worry, people play free games and end up buying lunch, bring friends, you know the scam.”
“He would,” Judge Patrick concurs looking at the WeenerMan.
Matilda looks down along the golf-cart path where people are recovering their golf balls, “And they aren’t going to find everyu golf ball either, we’ll make it all back on the resales.”
I shrug, “Looks like that finishes up things around here.”
Judge Patrick adjusts the brim of his hat and scowls, “My car is parked back at the main lot.”
HM Weenerman grins generously, “Say Judge, I can give you a lift back, we’ll take Rodney and I’ll just take the shortcut back down the cart path.”
Judge Patrick judiciously looks over to where the Rodney-Mobile sits in all its patched up glory, and to the cart-path where all the golfers have made their recoveries and are resetting at their tees.
Judge Patrick gets aq fnny look on his face and remarks, “never mind, it’s such a nice day, I think I’ll walk.”
I am a bit confused as to why the Judge would have reached that decision.

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About offroad2084

Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.
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