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Work on the Work In Progress, MyDay in HicksTown. A light-hearted look at life in the fictional town of HicksTown in WeenerMan Township.

Climb Aboard

“Climb Aboard or Eat My Dust!” The Weenerman yells out as he turns the key, “Vroom! Vroom!” HM calls as he turns the Key. I jump into the bed and wave goodbye to John and Charley Greene as we peel … Continue reading

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Feats of Clay

“That was close,” HM swears, as the Weener guns the BuckTruck all the way up to a chug.We pull away from Honest John’s expansive backyard, “Almost got caught by Real Work.” “Where to next?” I enquire. “Back across the River!” … Continue reading

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Mowing Abounds

I wave as Sidecar Granny vooms out of sight, “Thar’ she Goes,” I quip.” “Welll,” Honest John speaks up, there is the little matter about renumeration,” John shrugs, “Sidecar Granny said You’d be good for it.” I check my back … Continue reading

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SideCar

I climb up onto loading dock and am greeted by the vroom, vroom of a motorcycle. I lose my balance and tip over into a pile of burlap bags. “Hey there Young Feller, don’t get wrapped up in that burlap,” … Continue reading

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Back in Line

The driver drives across the gravel lt. “Not Far, wish it could’ve been further,” the driver half-apologizes. “Oh well, saved me some steps,” I reply back to him. “And?” the driver looks to the can of murkly green soda pop. … Continue reading

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Benefence

I finally decide, “Well, tell you what, help me finish shoveling out that bin of oats, and this here can’s yours,” I offer. The driver notices the bit of heat and shrugs, “Too warm to be working too hard,” he … Continue reading

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Contents in Question

We finally get the truck bed cleaned out. Pulls out a box of round chocolate carmes and gives me a couple before he snacks on a few. “Good,” I remark, “What’s in them?” The Driver waits a couple seconds as … Continue reading

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