Category Archives: Country Humor

Feats of Clay

“That was close,” HM swears, as the Weener guns the BuckTruck all the way up to a chug.We pull away from Honest John’s expansive backyard, “Almost got caught by Real Work.” “Where to next?” I enquire. “Back across the River!” … Continue reading

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Mowing Abounds

I wave as Sidecar Granny vooms out of sight, “Thar’ she Goes,” I quip.” “Welll,” Honest John speaks up, there is the little matter about renumeration,” John shrugs, “Sidecar Granny said You’d be good for it.” I check my back … Continue reading

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SideCar

I climb up onto loading dock and am greeted by the vroom, vroom of a motorcycle. I lose my balance and tip over into a pile of burlap bags. “Hey there Young Feller, don’t get wrapped up in that burlap,” … Continue reading

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ScoreCard

The Clown Wagon creaks into the parking lot where I’m finishing the murky green pop. I hand the empty can over to matilda . The Clown Wagon comes to a stop and Jdge Patrick climbs out on his side a … Continue reading

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Side-line Markings

The WeenerMasn shrugs and the battered golf-cart clunks off along a car path that ran right down thru a little valley down the middle of the big golf course. I spot something, “Circles with little dots on the inside, painted … Continue reading

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The Clown Hole

We come off the course and tabulate out scores. HM and the Judge have done better than par. As for myself, it was a score a bit too embaressing to announce. But right at the end we come to a … Continue reading

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Milling Around

On the Ninth and final hole of Mac’s and Maltilda’s nine hole course at present was a very traditional Windmill Hole. The WeenerMan and Judge Patrick played right through it. As for me, I kept expecting something else and tried … Continue reading

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