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EEEgypped Shoppe

“Rosco!” the audience scolds Rosco. “Sorry,” Rosco humbly slides down in his seat. “Actually, your friend Rosco has just made a most astute observation,” dr Halide corrects everyone. “Ahhh,” everyone sighs at the reaslization that even Rosco is capable of … Continue reading

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Getting Out

So while I’m off trying to fire up the Rodney-Mobile, HM Weenerman has explained Ernie’s task to Ernie. Twice. As it so happens, by the time I get the Rodney-mobile fired up, Ernie is finishing up, “Had him make up … Continue reading

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Post Desserts

The Weenerman is thinking, “What is required is a new Plan!” Ernie frowns, “Bummer, good Plans are hard to come by,” as he pours some murky green pop over what is left of the ice creme in his Ugly Mug. … Continue reading

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Mugged Up

“In your time as Humor Editor on the School Paper,” the Weenerman asks, “All six-weeks of it, did Ernie ever do any work for You?” “Um, yeah,” I remember my breif sojourn into the journalistic discipline, “As a matter of … Continue reading

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Muggy

“Now what,’ I kick the gravel, “We might have been able to clear our inventory if they’d been genuine Beach Mugs, but I don’t think people are going to be too pleased with blank white drinking mugs manufactured in the … Continue reading

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Return of the Mugz

We didn’t think much of it until later that afternoon when we were busy rebondoing and duct taping the attenna back onto the RodneyMobile. And then there is a squeak and we look up to see Ernie wobbling towards us … Continue reading

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