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Rosco Demo

dr. halide smiles expectantly, “Perhaps our friend Rosco would have an unsolicited observation to make.” “By no means,’ rosco protests, “Don’t label me unsolicited, but there’s some stuff I want to see first.” Before dr. halide can motion, rosco makes … Continue reading

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EEEgypped Shoppe

“Rosco!” the audience scolds Rosco. “Sorry,” Rosco humbly slides down in his seat. “Actually, your friend Rosco has just made a most astute observation,” dr Halide corrects everyone. “Ahhh,” everyone sighs at the reaslization that even Rosco is capable of … Continue reading

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Whistle While You Are At It

“Hey, cool,” Ernie spouts out, “If I could do that, I wouldn’t have to worry about running into Ol’ grouchy in the Outback. That’d be pretty useful!” Judge Patrick remarks skeptically, “Ernie and useful, what a concept.” “Yeah, me use … Continue reading

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Back to School

“There, There Grouchero,” the CountyVet steps up, “While we’re at it, let’s just get your yearly bear examanation out of the way.” The CountyVet starts to check Old Grouchy’s ears and teeth. “We like to keep an eye on him,” … Continue reading

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Action Squared!

And then the Masked Weenerman and Old Grumpy are going at it. Everything being dry, the two¬†soon disappear into a big ball of dust. Everyone there stands in a circle and shout encouragement to their favorite. “Go Grouchy!!” “And You … Continue reading

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All Tumble More

The waking critters see light, and take the opening. so early in the morning all the critters see Judge Patrick standing there as a big soft landing pad. The critters start leaping of of the back of the delivery truck … Continue reading

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Too the Poll

Everyone just stands there until somebody cracks a smile, and pretty soon I find myself surrounded by a crowd of people who are all giggling and chuckling apparently over something I had just said. “The Scout lead an expedition and … Continue reading

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