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Rosco Demo

dr. halide smiles expectantly, “Perhaps our friend Rosco would have an unsolicited observation to make.” “By no means,’ rosco protests, “Don’t label me unsolicited, but there’s some stuff I want to see first.” Before dr. halide can motion, rosco makes … Continue reading

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EEEgypped Shoppe

“Rosco!” the audience scolds Rosco. “Sorry,” Rosco humbly slides down in his seat. “Actually, your friend Rosco has just made a most astute observation,” dr Halide corrects everyone. “Ahhh,” everyone sighs at the reaslization that even Rosco is capable of … Continue reading

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Finding Howler

So I take my dinner and head out into the main hall. Dr Halide or the free food must have been real popular because I coulodn’t fine a place to sit. And then I notice someone who is sitting in … Continue reading

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Line Time

And so I get into the free lunch-line. The dinner they were giving us really wasn’t that bad: sloppy joe, krinkley fries, and cole slaw. By the silverware there was a can for the Grange Enviromental Fund. Guess to buy … Continue reading

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Free Parking

The Rodney Mobile grinds down the gravel road until I come up to a bunch of cars in the parking lot of the Greene Valley Grange Hall. I turn in. There is a tin can wired to a fence post … Continue reading

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Time for a Stopper!

Twistine frowns, “You are right. The Young’ns might hear this.” Twisty puts two fingers on either side of her mouth, “THWEEEEEEPP!!!!!” she whistles. Almost immediately the dust clears to rereveal Old Grumpy sitting obediently on his ahunches. And the Masked … Continue reading

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A Most Better Way

“Hunh?” Greg MacIntyre reacts. Cystalo shrugs and hangs over the side and calls down to cab of the Buck Truck, “M r Ernie,” Crystalo asks, “Have You considered trying to turn on the Headlights of this Truck?”

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