Tag Archives: The Ugly

For A Kool Egghunt

“So that’s how that caper went,” KidBro says, “The Case of the Ugly Mugz. “We really cleaned up on that one,” the Wheenerman puns. “Yep, the entire Pizzia Van,” I add. “So you’re going to help me with my promotional … Continue reading

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Post Desserts

The Weenerman is thinking, “What is required is a new Plan!” Ernie frowns, “Bummer, good Plans are hard to come by,” as he pours some murky green pop over what is left of the ice creme in his Ugly Mug. … Continue reading

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The Marketing of Mugz

Hm was right. Seemed that once word filtered out, purchasers of the Judge patrick Ugly Mugz sort of sauntered by, take a look at the inventory, make payment, and depart contentedly. Ernie had done such a good job on the … Continue reading

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Distributing

I look over the set-up, “So how do you plan to deliver the Judge Patrick Ugly Mugz now?” I ask. “Simple,” Hm Weenerman smiles lowly, “Word of mouth; another philosophy, why work at it, when somebody else will do it … Continue reading

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Delivery

And so with the Ugly Mugz project underway, I find the WeenerMan perched behind the same card-table under the same old oak tree on the village square. “Now what?” I ask, “You handing out the Ugly Mugz yet.” The Weenerman … Continue reading

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Sales Pitch

A car pulls up. “My first sucker, er, um, Customer,” the WeenerMan grins. The car door open and out steps the church-piano lady, “Oh look Fermin,” She calls back into her husband, “A Charity Bake Sale,” “My,” shw says to … Continue reading

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Mugged Up

“In your time as Humor Editor on the School Paper,” the Weenerman asks, “All six-weeks of it, did Ernie ever do any work for You?” “Um, yeah,” I remember my breif sojourn into the journalistic discipline, “As a matter of … Continue reading

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