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Rosco Demo

dr. halide smiles expectantly, “Perhaps our friend Rosco would have an unsolicited observation to make.” “By no means,’ rosco protests, “Don’t label me unsolicited, but there’s some stuff I want to see first.” Before dr. halide can motion, rosco makes … Continue reading

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EEEgypped Shoppe

“Rosco!” the audience scolds Rosco. “Sorry,” Rosco humbly slides down in his seat. “Actually, your friend Rosco has just made a most astute observation,” dr Halide corrects everyone. “Ahhh,” everyone sighs at the reaslization that even Rosco is capable of … Continue reading

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Time for a Stopper!

Twistine frowns, “You are right. The Young’ns might hear this.” Twisty puts two fingers on either side of her mouth, “THWEEEEEEPP!!!!!” she whistles. Almost immediately the dust clears to rereveal Old Grumpy sitting obediently on his ahunches. And the Masked … Continue reading

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Circle Show Down in the Early Morning

As Old Grouchy amd the Masked Weenerman circle each other warily, Greg MacIntyre comments, “This showdown has been coming for a long time.” Both Bruin and Masked Hero try to gauge their foe for an opening. And then Old Grouchy … Continue reading

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Weenerman’s Worthless Wonders

There is movement in the duffle-bag up beside the WeenerMan. Greg MacIntyre intervenes, “Hussshhh,” he says in a low tone. The WeenerMan plays his harmonica all the louder to try and drownout Twisty. “WHA-?” Twisty starts. “Shhh,” Crystalo whispers to … Continue reading

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Look What Handy Hank Drug In

As the Rescue Parties are getting set to head out, I hear something, “Wait! Listen!” I hold a hand to my ear. Everybody stops in their tracks and  listen carefully. And there from the distance, somewhere along the HicksTown Panhandle Road comes … Continue reading

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Those Senseless that Count

Judge Patrick took a deep breath as if the alarm just rang, “Oh Brother,” he says, “I came here early to get a jump on the Day, and I run smack-dabble into these Ruffians.” “Really so?” Crystalo asks, “I see … Continue reading

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