Monthly Archives: October 2012

The Stampede and Judge Patrick

Posted on October 29, 2012 by offroad2084

“Uh-Oh,” the Weenerman states and steps back. “Uh-Oh, What?” the Judge asks, “Let’s see what you got there in the Bag,” and steps to the back, “Guess I’ll have a looksee for myself,” and the Township Magistrate them lifts the … Continue reading →

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Weenerman’s Worthless Wonders

Posted on October 26, 2012 by offroad2084

There is movement in the duffle-bag up beside the WeenerMan. Greg MacIntyre intervenes, “Hussshhh,” he says in a low tone. The WeenerMan plays his harmonica all the louder to try and drownout Twisty. “WHA-?” Twisty starts. “Shhh,” Crystalo whispers to … Continue reading →

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Look What Handy Hank Drug In

Posted on October 24, 2012 by offroad2084

As the Rescue Parties are getting set to head out, I hear something, “Wait! Listen!” I hold a hand to my ear. Everybody stops in their tracks and  listen carefully. And there from the distance, somewhere along the HicksTown Panhandle Road comes … Continue reading →

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Too the Poll

Posted on October 23, 2012 by offroad2084

Everyone just stands there until somebody cracks a smile, and pretty soon I find myself surrounded by a crowd of people who are all giggling and chuckling apparently over something I had just said. “The Scout lead an expedition and … Continue reading →

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Those Senseless that Count

Posted on October 20, 2012 by offroad2084

Judge Patrick took a deep breath as if the alarm just rang, “Oh Brother,” he says, “I came here early to get a jump on the Day, and I run smack-dabble into these Ruffians.” “Really so?” Crystalo asks, “I see … Continue reading →

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Concerning the Senseless Census

Posted on October 19, 2012 by offroad2084

I pull my farmhat down over myeyes. “Why are all concerned?” Crystalo asks. “Don’t ask,” I reply under my breath. The gathering led by the man in the Magistrates coat walk up to we refugees in the Buck Truck. “What … Continue reading →

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Coasting Transport

Posted on October 18, 2012 by offroad2084

I catch Crystalo and my breath, “You know,” I remark, “It would have been a lot easier if you’d just shouted to Ernie about the headlights.” “I know,” Crystalo smiles sweetly, “But my way was much more Fun.” The Buck … Continue reading →

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The Best Way

Posted on October 16, 2012 by offroad2084

“Wha-?” Ernie asks from behind the wheel. Greg macIntyre slaps the side of his head, “She’s Right. Ernie, even with the spark plugs out, the battery should still work, Try it.” Ernie Stubbs tentatively takes his left hand off of … Continue reading →

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A Most Better Way

Posted on October 11, 2012 by offroad2084

“Hunh?” Greg MacIntyre reacts. Cystalo shrugs and hangs over the side and calls down to cab of the Buck Truck, “M r Ernie,” Crystalo asks, “Have You considered trying to turn on the Headlights of this Truck?”

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Tootn’ All the Way Home

Posted on October 10, 2012 by offroad2084

Greg MacIntyre sees Crystalo clamp down on the safety bar, then asks thru the bounces, “Mind if I borrow your Flashlight?” Crystalo looks at Greg quizzically. As Ernie swerves to keep the Truck on the dirt and gravlel road, Greg … Continue reading →

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