Monthly Archives: October 2012

The Stampede and Judge Patrick

“Uh-Oh,” the Weenerman states and steps back. “Uh-Oh, What?” the Judge asks, “Let’s see what you got there in the Bag,” and steps to the back, “Guess I’ll have a looksee for myself,” and the Township Magistrate them lifts the … Continue reading

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Weenerman’s Worthless Wonders

There is movement in the duffle-bag up beside the WeenerMan. Greg MacIntyre intervenes, “Hussshhh,” he says in a low tone. The WeenerMan plays his harmonica all the louder to try and drownout Twisty. “WHA-?” Twisty starts. “Shhh,” Crystalo whispers to … Continue reading

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Look What Handy Hank Drug In

As the Rescue Parties are getting set to head out, I hear something, “Wait! Listen!” I hold a hand to my ear. Everybody stops in their tracks and  listen carefully. And there from the distance, somewhere along the HicksTown Panhandle Road comes … Continue reading

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Too the Poll

Everyone just stands there until somebody cracks a smile, and pretty soon I find myself surrounded by a crowd of people who are all giggling and chuckling apparently over something I had just said. “The Scout lead an expedition and … Continue reading

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Those Senseless that Count

Judge Patrick took a deep breath as if the alarm just rang, “Oh Brother,” he says, “I came here early to get a jump on the Day, and I run smack-dabble into these Ruffians.” “Really so?” Crystalo asks, “I see … Continue reading

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Concerning the Senseless Census

I pull my farmhat down over myeyes. “Why are all concerned?” Crystalo asks. “Don’t ask,” I reply under my breath. The gathering led by the man in the Magistrates coat walk up to we refugees in the Buck Truck. “What … Continue reading

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Coasting Transport

I catch Crystalo and my breath, “You know,” I remark, “It would have been a lot easier if you’d just shouted to Ernie about the headlights.” “I know,” Crystalo smiles sweetly, “But my way was much more Fun.” The Buck … Continue reading

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