Monthly Archives: July 2013

The Long Green Drive

Judge Patrick seaks, “I empathize with you son, that drive looks pretty long, for a putt.” The WeenerMan agrees with the Judge, “Normally, a putt would work out, they even have banks on the hole.” The Judge observes, “Looks like … Continue reading

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The Long Green

Judge Patrick and the WeenerMan walk over to the next hole I caddy the clutch of clubs along. WeenerMan and the Judge stop to survey the next hole. “Looks mighty long if you asks me,” Judge Patrick remarks. “Lengthened it,” … Continue reading

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Diamonds on the Rough

Takes me two more strokes tbeefore I hole out. The Weenerman and Judge Patrick are talking as they start off for the next hole. I walk up behind them and speak, “Finally hole out, glad to get away from that … Continue reading

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Me to the Tee

I grimace and finally step u0 p to the Tee and set down my golfball. I take one long look. “Now Remember, right up the drawbridge and through the castle,” Judge Patrick reminds me. “Yeah, Right,” I sigh. I concentrate … Continue reading

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Moat Point

The third hole on the putt-putt course was the castle. I placed my ball 0on an outside tee and prepared to hit around the structure. “Whatcha’ doin’ that for?” Judge Patrick asks jovially, “What with that big fat drawbridge staring … Continue reading

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Round About

The second hole is the loop to loop. I tee up and go first. The ball goes around the loop and down to the green where it kicks off of the right hand corner. “They changed the hole location,” the … Continue reading

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Rounders

Both WeenerMan and I tap in a little over par. The Judge is scatching a score on a scorecard. “We never really keep score,” the WeenerMan tells him. “How do you know who wins?” Judge Patrick arches a brow. “We … Continue reading

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